Something Funny

The other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.I called him a Nazi-Jew turd.He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.So I called him a f**^ing shithead and a cock-eyed bastard.He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.Then he started writing a third ticket.This went on for about 20 minutes.The more I abused the poor bastard, the more tickets he wrote.Personally, I didn't give two shits.I came into town by bus.I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.It's important at my age

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